Tuesday 18th June 2019      Good Morning !!  Aaaarrrggh !!!

Early commencement o’ duties today. Thyme too leave t’ Wonderful Victoria Park two rear, aftly water tank fillings and toilet emptying. Using different equipment facilities, obviously !!  We Aaaarrrggh !!!   Pyrates !!  Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!!    Old Ford Loch swishes nb:Bartholomew Roberts 1682 – 1722 ‘and hour tittle lead convoying companion t’ lower ‘orizontals

Lead Vessel whizzes off ahead, swinging threw Old Ford Junction

Skip begins t’ moor slowly manoeuvrings required to negotiate

‘Ay rather Largely Long Heavy Deep Brute ovay Bart roand t’bend

Success !!   Weir aligned withda bridgely ‘ole, launching int’ Ducketts Cut (Hertford Union Canal) fore just a wee wyle. Thee mini cavalcade awaits a twin o’ single handed craft in front, casually descending Duckett Top Lock. Niao we have unpowered wide beam barge coming tuther whey, ascending waters with a mere crue o’ two. Roping a Very Big Lump like dat cannee be easy. Raised ‘and roped oat chamber, Bartly Pyrates statical floatings progress t’ ingear forrards propulsing to awaiting chamber. Soonly followed by tittle won.

As we pair o’ craft advance down hour East North Easterly channel

we Aaaarrrggh !!!  delighted wivda colourful imagery

brightening up thee trilogy o’ waterfalls assisting hour

passage two wards Stratford.

At Stratford Junction Ducketts short watery ripples meet dose ovthee muchly wider n longer River Lea/Lee Navigation’s. Just South ovta aquacoupling t’ formally Olympic stadium stands proudly shadowing t’ lowcal like ‘ay Big Yellow, Skye Bleue n Claret ‘Ham’. Helmsperson tilleringly tacks hour Barticus roand two a North North-Westerly course ‘aving swam threw an’udder aquaconvergence.

Many a Coot oar Moorhen family nests in ideally suspended fenders

Havnee spied any Egyptian goose oar t’ dat fact geese recently. Niao we ‘av

Wyle tittle speeders whizz along, Lister n Maties Aaaarrrggh !!!   slow’Lee chuggens passed bye many a staticly berthed craft ‘and

t’ sadly site o’ sunken craft on occasion. Fathoms, furlongs n miles rollingly ripple threw, flanked bye residentials d’ expanses t’West ‘and extensive reservoir country t’ East.

Great t’ sea a Big Hulk gliding down river as we steadily climb upstream.

‘Ay knew concrete column towers o’er (hour first BIG n Wide) Tottenham Loch. Aft gitting it wrong, ‘aving t’ reverse n redirect nb:Bartholomew Robert’s 1682 – 1722 forrards  int’ starboard chamber o’ two available, when realised witch  won beta workingly mechanized aqualift.

Judith from Woolwich, oar weir dat Plumstead

‘and Renaissance from wear we duth knot k’no maintain an attentively observant eye shaped port’ole oar two o’er Bart n Crue Aaaarrrgg h !!!  as we slice hour whey on threw two Stonebridge aquelevator.

 

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wyle she helps Support d’ bridge above.

Workpeople izbee loading there barge inta delightful precipitations.

Lovely tasea ‘proper’ waterfowl enjoying t’ fine springlike weather. Aft arising Pickett’s very wet slimy waterfallings Cap’n Black Bart Aaaarrrggh !!!  sites moist suitable cove ‘and commands ‘is pyrates to Weigh Anchor    Aye !  Aye !!  Cap’n  !!!    Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!!     (Yes !  We no.  Two Tonnes)

Wednesday 19th June      Following ‘ay return routemarch two thee quite delightful Ponders End, kneaded t’ calm ‘ay moor than anxious quartermaster, Skip ‘and Skippet assist 1st mate ‘and we soon ‘av lines slipped, hour quart o’ mooring pins unearthed, cleaned, stored ‘and a ready warm Lister n chumlies propulsing t’ long narrow vessel onwards

Voyaging sneakily between tall gangerly tri’double armed monsters lurking inta lusciously green overgrowthings.

Nutting beats an ‘ydraulic ram’Lee powered loch gate oar to. Makes any loch keeper’s load just dat tittle bit lighter. YES !!   Siree/Madarm !!!    Loch d’ Ponders End arisings t’ knew levels ‘orizontals, allowing occasionally brief glimpses o’ Lee Valley Park’s vast starboardly waterscapes……..

Enfield Loch’s surroundings Aaaarrrggh !!!   unfortunately quiet in dis (knot all’wheys better) ‘Modern World’ ov hours. Manufacture o’ Bren n Sten machine guns, Lee Enfield Rifle And many many moor armaments athee Royal Small Arms Factory. Also t’ home ovthee colour TV (Ferguson) ‘and dishwasher (Hotpoint). So Wrong !!   All long gone……..      A common story !!   Knot quite t’ same, butt berth plaice ovthee ‘ole in t’ wall, wear cash could be battered fore ‘and aquired.

Onwards & Upwoods we voyaging pyrates duth adventure………

Rammey Marsh & Waltham Town’s aquachamber’s ascensions we duth.

Swim on !   Nutting ‘appening ‘ear !!    Just moving in t’ lowcal !!!

An’udder quartet. A Finely Dutch ensemble o’ Beautifully crafted flat bottom hulled sailing delights. With Perfectly named Lee boards.

Tiz training moist heavily niao. Fortunately, t’ helmsbrella reduces t’ risk o’ developing moor than just mildly moistness.

Bart fails t’ proper likely squeegee inta Cheshunt, butt rear ‘anging oat iz knot overtly unpleasant fore us pyrates oar any unfortunate passers buy.

Thursday 20th June      Thankfully t’ repeating downpouringly deluges ‘av finally abated early morn. Guestly Pyrates Haste and Mason, voyaging from isle d’ Ceolmaer’s Ford (alla Celmeresfort) arrive in port. Aft sum hotly grog n very naughty (butt extreme delish) buns ‘and first lashing o’ fruity brown sauce, Lister joins forces with udder maties gently thrusting o’er twenty tonnes n moor weave no doubt forrard. Cheshunt aquelevator calmly raises t’ hulk up to a knew refreshingly expansive plane flanked both sides bye a moist pleasant murky bleu & exuberant vibrantly viridescent vegetation. Lovely !!!

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Trey ‘and Fore. Déjà vu  !!   Wonderful boatly craft !!!    Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!! 

Sumbodies nicked t’ bridge, wrecking t’ support brickwork at same thyme !!

!!!  Bar’stewards  !!!

Dis cabled scene leads all we pyrates n hour trusty stead t’ almoist aptly named Aqueduct Lock.

Whispy long slender tenebrosity critters swish aboat inta depths below

Niao a gloriously scaley fish appears from t’ gloominess beneath

Kings (multifaceted) Weir proves tabee perfect fore a Coot’s sprucings

Enallagma cyathigerum. Say know Moor !!

Common blue damselfly us lesser spotted morsels.

A glass of grog (freshly squeezed mango juice of course) two bee enjoyed wyle t’ Very experienced Cap’n J. Haste be atta Helm  Aaaarrrggh !!!

Manoeuvred quite Beautifully inta last berth in Broxbourne ‘arbour. Niao thyme t’ Enjoy moor grog ‘and salmonagunchi wiv fruity brown sauce splashed all o’er. Lubberly Jubberly !!  Aaaarrrggh !!!

Friday 21st June      Fore their shall be enforced staticness n recuperation.

Saturday 22nd June      Knot shore wot ‘happened last night. Cap’n Bear wivay saw ‘ead izbee moist delicate dis morn. Cap’ns J. Haste & Mason musta sloped off sumthyme inda early ‘ours. Wiveads rumberling Lister

almoist silently glides roand personpowered e’en moor slender craft

And an’udder. Knot quite so longly stretched

Approach t’ Carthagena aqualift

‘and weir barrier keeps vessels safely clear o’ weir torrents.

Nazeing Meads sizeable lagoons proves Finely Sailings

Fore yachts t’ swish along tacking dis way n dat as we arising Dobb’s Weir

Lusciousness abundance surrounds

Rye House Power Station’s chimneys peak up four a sneaky look above t’ canopy o’ green.

Narrowboat n crue continue swimmingly, enjoying t’ life on water. Fieldes wide watery chamber Carrie’s Bart up t’ aquaconvergence. River Stort’s small waving undulations flow off t’ North-East, wyle Lee Navigation leads North t’ Stanstead Abbotts ‘and Stanstead St Margaret’s. No three hundred n fifty to berths roand ‘ear az ‘oaped. Thee Lee keeps guiding us two n threw Stanstead & Hardmead ascensions until an

extremely satisfactory anchorage appears. In Ware. No silly jokes oar puns kneaded. Thankyou bloggets !!   Aaaarrrggh !!!

Anyone fore rabbit pie !!

Oar e’en better Rabbit Stew !   Lovely  !!    Aaaarrrggh !!!

Sunday 23rd June      Hazy, cloudy hot n sticky it bee…..

Told You Lot Bart is long. Quite bendy sumthymes two. RoxyChicKnits

Monday 24th June      Moor guestly visitors will be arriving soon. Fruity brown sauce, salmagundi a’plenty, flowing grog. Wonderful Day !!!  Wot !  FUN !!  Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!!

Tuesday 25th June      Tiz a write soggerlee moist daize o’ static bobbings aboat. Know Ware shall we go……

Wednesday 26th June      Ware Shall We voyagings two on dis Fine Brite n Breezy salt o’ day ?

Ware Loch’s poundly waterfall looking (only) slightly weiry prior

T’ deep chamber entray

As nb:Bartholomew Robert’s 1682 – 1722 increasingly creaps out o’ town

t’ river widens and country scenery brightens up thee moderately dullness

Hereford’s aqualift arisings soonly ‘as hour longly slender vessel

at Top o’ River Lea/Lee Navigation levels

Snoopy t’ ‘appy beagle iz off flying agin…..

Bee’fore Folly Bridge Mark’s t’ End o’ Navigations fore all butt

mayhaps canoe oar swimmer at moist ?  Diver possibly two ??

Aromatic Farting Winding ‘ole

forces Cap’n Black Bart  Aaaarrrggh !!!   inta moor than a trio jointly turn

Nearly their…….

Weir knot completely shore would bee all’write, butt berthly mooring proves tabee moist satisfactory t’ serve hour purpoises.

Thursday 27th June      There be staticness d’floatings on dis moist pleasant o’ daize. Thyme two Enjoy thee Wonders o Hertfordshire’s county town.

Sum lovely tittle residential streets roand t’ corner from our Hertford berth

Sum Fine artistry d’ metalworking displays add t’ delights

o’ Hartham Common. Fantast’eak doggy Fun thymes…….

Just won ovthee Fantabulous olde world constructions adorning t’ lowcal !!

Hertford is shirtenly a moist Lovely plaice t’ visit n spend quality thyme

Friday 28th June      Foodlies Bartered four ‘and acquired.

1st Mate takes herself off two Enjoy soggy shenanigans

Good moistly ball control

Max n Roxy Splash n play in

t’ shallows o’ River Beane

A Moist Funly thyme bee ‘ad bye All  !!   Aaaarrrggh !!!

Niao knackered n wet, crue wander back t’ hour floatingly ‘istorically engined Home ‘Black Bart’.  Aaaarrrggh !!!  Lister warm. Lines slipped. ENGAGE !!!   AYE !  AYE !!  CAP’N !!!   Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!!  Prop n maties combine wid Lister. Thyme t’ propulsions…..

Duckie ducks escort Bartly departures

Dodgy looking pedestrian tubely twin bridge casts only a brief shadow

enroute two n threw titchy boat ‘marina’ ‘and leaping down ‘ay doublet o’ Big Wide Long flowingly aquasteps swishing us along

t’ Ware agin. Anchored almoist inta same position as bee’fore. RoxyChicKnits putz on a small butt tastefully sternfull display.

Aft a phew ers o’staticness tiz early e’ening ‘and crue decide t’ crews moor

Plastic Pig (Very unjust) (quite unnecessary statement dat Skip !!! )  world greets hour approach t’ Stanstead Abbotts Big Wet chamber o’ descention.

Stanstead Marina’s crane looks ready fore a lift

azwee passing fine backley river residencies

flowing hour broadly watery whey two aquameeting plaice

Tacking t’ port threw junction

intwo ‘ay Different World. Narrow, curvaceously meanderings

‘and slightly strange lochs. Generously long, e’en fore Bart, butt weirdly, knot quite dat wide. Moor than sufficiently ample girth fore a single narrowboat butt knot quite wide enough two share wid anudder. So, knot a narrow chamber oar a ‘normal’ wide neaver. Different !!  Unusual !!!

Butt Lovely awl thee same. Bart eagerly a’weights t’ impending readiness o’

Brick Lock in witch we soon arisings.

Uplifting t’ knew ‘orizons wid o’er too ‘undred year olde cottages. Lovely !!  Tiz commencing int’ duskiness as busy boaty Roydon evolves threw t’ murk.

Tightly aqua ‘S’ bend swings hour vessel under Roydon Mill Bridge weir a slightly awkward berthing opportunity proves moist satisfactory four t’ night. Bit ovay leap butt injury free and secured we Aaaarrrggh !!!

Saturday 29th June      So aft a late finish yesterday a sloe beginning today.

Roydon Station glances o’er hour caerphilly passings bye

Admiring glances from and two delightfully unusual crafts’manships

A crouchenly low stoop under Roydon Railway bridge

Leads t’ (quite surprisingly) Roydon aquelevator

Weir H2O gushes oat moist enthusiastically preparing fore Bart World

entree. In two controlled ascendancy

t’ lowcal artistries. Tiz only butt aboat otto’furlongs and Hunsdon Mill’s quite positively soggy step’up lifts Bart n crue t’

Along a lusciously green lined aquaroot.

Parndon Mill gazes upon approachings

casting a gloriously sharp silhouette during adjacent levitations.

Two HUNDRED And Fifty Years ovdis simply Delightful River Stort flowing

threw Wonderful companionlike scenery d’ landscapes

And joyful architectural artistery. Burnt Mill aqualift (Yes, t’mill weir destroyed by fire) soonly guides us passed Harlow Town Station

‘and int’ tree lined waters o’ Terlings Park.

Blooming Marvellous !!!  !!!

Sunday 30th June      Sunny hot staticness awl day wid Very encouraging performance from t’ cricket buoys brought two ‘ay Fine conclusion o’ salmagunchi d’barbeque. Truely Scrumptious !!!

Monday 1st July      Moving along ondis morn. Swimming father upstream via

Lush tree filled surroundings, strange spiky uprights, Latton aquelevator, quite a phew tightly (fore a longly craft like Bart) watery squiggles ‘and Harlow aqualift upwardly mobile.

Moor gentile meanderings

help relax crue o’ many legs,

toes n pawly pads enroute

t’ Feakes chamber d’ mag’eak elevations

witch gentile lifts nb:Bartholomew Roberts 1682 – 1722

Inta moor lushness……

Shearing Mill’s upraisings level hour floatingly vessel wid delightful

‘istoric river front buildings o’ Sawbridgeworth until namesake’s

almoist giantly long n very soggy step uplifts f’ last thyme on dis voyage.

Lister n chumlies chuggens n propulsions ensure aboat won tousand fathoms o’safely swimmings bring a calming resolutions two a moist enjoyable passage.

A Lovely position hath bean salt

in Gaston Green Bay

weir Anchorage bee moist suitable

fore craft n crue t’ restful thee evening d’ nite ‘ay’whey

Tuesday 2nd July      Tis will knot be a day o’ rest.

Ridiculously stupid thyme t’ wake up

And enjoy t’ lowcal mist monsters

Lurking in thee haar

drifting threw t’ waterscape

‘and surrounding low lands

in witch crue duth delight……

Thyme Two Work Yue Slumberly Lazy Pyrates   

Aye !   Aye !!   Cap’n !!!       Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!!

Bartly jobs in knead. Roofly scrubbings. Similar t’ hull, above water line. Knot going down their today !  Know Siree !! Aaaarrrggh !!!   New (cut from {charity Bartered four} jeans) shorts hemmed. Saloon/bow door curtains sowingly adjusted moist professionally awl so. Brasswork d’ internals gleaming. Fantabulous daize work !!  Aaaarrrggh !!!

Wednesday 3rd July      Up with d’ ‘appy joyess singful Lark.

on dis bright playful commencement o’Bartly duties.

Departing Gaston Green aerodrome d’ floatingly ohm

climbs Tednambury loch bee fore “making hay” threw compact twist ‘and turns enroute t’ watery hill o’Spellbrook.

A romanesk aquapath linears ahead, stretching almoist o’er t’ ‘orizon.

Howgh many spare tyres duz won boat knead oar require. Dis water grass lined track still bee o’ substancial depth t’ permit forrard progressings

Twyford Loch picks Bart up o’er a fathomable height,

passed sum fine fore leggid citters

Wid quite sharply pointed ‘orns

swishing int’slightly shallow ‘and increasingly dense grass n weedly water. Caerphilly we crews onwoods t’ wear South Mill aquahill hoists Bart t’ Bishop’s Stortford Reach.

Splendiferous bridge d’ feet crosses ‘and o’er headley tracks hour route fore just a wee while. Wheel be their Very Soon…….

T’ last furlongs oar so bringing us write int’Heart o’ Town

And wot a Lovely plaice dis ‘istoric market town o’ Hertfordshire

Bart reverses t’ aft two find a moist satisfactory berthing plaice at end o’navigation. Know boatly craft will be able t’ crews passed ‘ear maties !!!

Thursday 4th July      This izbee a Very Special Day

fore Cap’n Black Bart n ‘is crue. Pyrate celebrations at Skew Salmagundi House wid Visiting Intoothly Pyrate (VIP) just adds two it !!   Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!!     Laters.  Expedition t’ Park n poochly Fun in ( very shallow section o’) river o’goes down Very Well. Back t’ Bart fore Grog consumptions Goes Down Extremely Well  !!    Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!!

A late evening jaunt izbee required t’ find water n udder services as Skip forgot t’ stop azwee swam bye yesterday. Bluddy Fooell !!!

Bart aftly returns t’ previous anchorage t’ recover

Friday 5th July      Fore their will be moor Pyrates arriving dis aft’noon

Thee Pyrates o’Danson Aaaarrrggh !!!  ‘ear. YEH !!   Soonly aft’ we iz off…..

gliding below o’er head architectural floating walkways n udder vehicular

crosso’ers guiding hour enlarged cru t’ South Mill’s descension

Weir newbees entree loch keeper training

Luckily, t’muchly kneaded Twyford’s aquafall soon follows. They’ll learn. Oapfully !!  E’en sum training onthee helm niao !!  Scary !!!   Moor practise controlled Bartly lowering practise offered buy Spellbrook chamber enroute t’ Hallingbury Meadow

Wear awl concerned agree tiz thyme t’ crews know moor forrard on this day. Many legs n arms bee just a tittle ty’red. Ah !!  Aaaarrrggh !!!

Barrels opened. Grog flows. Strangely unusual beasts prowl t’ meadows

sneakely watching every drop dat passes hour lips.

Glorious end to a Fantabulously Wonderful Day !!!    Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!!

Sloe’lea calming down fore a night thyme o’ relaxed bliss…………

Saturday 6th July      So !  t’ “Guests” Aaaarrrggh !!!  Still Hear !!!  !!!

Nutting wrong wiv dat. Pleasant meanderings recommence, Lister n chumlies combining t’ propulse chuggens South two threw n down Sawbridgeworth n Sheering

Lovely tittle tunnel. Just a teany tiny smidge tightly fore hour Bart

Fresher Pyrates izbee doing Good. Paddle n gately operations awl Very acceptable ‘and tiller control progressing moist encouragingly !!!

And why Knot !!!       Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!!

Many ‘ers, fathoms, lochs, leagues, trees, boids, twisty twirls, trains, swans, wetly ripples, ducks ‘and e’en t’ briefest site ovay a Beautiful brightly coloured Kingfisher. Slightly tricky dicky landing. Still floating really. Just aboat. Cannee get within fifteen toely digits ovthee bank, butt data bee wot long thick n evy

gang plank izbee fore. Go walk t’ gang plank if yee dare !!  Aaaarrrggh !!!   Thyme t’ fire up dat barby queue. We bee Roasting. Well awl moist. And muchly tasty it shirtenly weir !!  Aaaarrrggh !!!

Sunday 7th July      So knot shore wot ‘appened t’ udder marauding bucaneers, butt luckily thay mustov crept stealthily a’whey int’ nightly darkness. There niao izbee guestly Stotfold Pyrates enroute, voyaging South West t’ hunt us down. Luckily (four them) thay is knot foe. Friends indeed. Family truth bee said. Azawl should bee !!  Aaaarrrggh !!!  And wot a FANTAST’EAK Day o’ celebration, scrumptious salmagundi a’plenty, lashings o’ Fruity Brown Sauce ‘and a drop oar too o’ grog.

Fantabulous !!  Aaaarrrggh !!!    Until Next Thyme …………..

Monday 8th July      My my. Wee wee. Crewsing their will bee. Aft a sloe start we finally awake t’ Beast. Lister is a Lovely Gently beast thoe, so nutting two worry aboat. We leave t’ Marvellous Terlings Park n Harlow too aft quickly dropping threw Burnt Mill aquafall ‘and Parndon Mill aquelevator

beefore winding hour way gentile likely onwoodly Westerly’ish.

Moor wetly slimed chambers n ‘orizontals d’ Wonderfuls.

Cosy Roydon railway station bridge covers hour progress

enroute t’ lower stages o’ hour current watercourse………

Azwee depart (nearly) empty (aptly named) Lower Loch Bart manages t’ creep intwo tight spot. Aft shears have dealt with expansive overgrowth ‘and particularly exuberant stingers awl izbee Well with Bart World !!!  Weir going two crews on butt thee lakeonly a phew paces from hour berthing plaice pulls us. Roxy ball in water games last ages n skip/skippet enjoy a revery refreshing dip in cool aqua. Delightful !!!

Tuesday 9th July      Their bee voyagings t’ partake.

Tiz ‘ay mere shortly phew minutes ‘and t’Wonderful River Stort Navigation we say a Sad Fairwell  !!  Until an’udder thyme New Watery Friend !!!

Knew aqua companion niao bee Wider Deeper Straighter

River Lea Navigation.

A healthy show o’ life in, over ‘and around hour aquacompanion. Trio d’ aquafalling steps swish Black Bart’s cru downwoodly int’ Broxbourne. Bart comes two. Broxbourne’s twists n turns lead t’ stretched oat elongation o’ broad channel aroand aboat Kings Weir…….

1st Mate izbee muchly ‘ay Gorgeous Girl

Bart awaits moist patiently

wyle working boat arisings Aqueduct aqualift. Proper Long And Overlea Wide loch chambers aid Bart’s Travels South towards t’ Big Smoke…….

Apart from wear their bee statically berthed craft o’ different shapes,

sizes n colours, Weaze Steaming along.

Clearing Lister’s tubes a tittle bit niao. Breathing in t’ fresh country eire.

Admiring t’ lowcal ‘istoric craft o’ Waltham Abbey

Knew life alongside hour widely wet travelling companion

And proper geese two. Well, actually their weir trio, butt brothers didnee want there photographics taken. So who Aaaarrrggh !!!  We two/tree t’ argue. Pyrates !!! Oh !  Yeh !!  Aaaarrrggh !!! 

Hour current waterway flowed forrards, AWL DAY, wid nb:Bartholomew Roberts 1682 – 1722 in tow, passed a torrent o’ lochs, reservoirs n udder waterbodies azwee slice hour whey threw Cheshunt, Waltham Abbey, Enfield ‘and Ponders End. A Good swimmingly chuggens covering substantial (fore hour Bart) Nautical distances.

1st Mate deserves ‘ay Well Earnt Rest. Bean an extremely Long ty’ring phew ‘ers four thee pup. William Girling Reservoir provides

muchly kneaded sanctuary fore won ‘and awl. Aaaarrrggh !!!

Wednesday 10th July      Continue dis southerly voyage wee shall. Pickett’s aquacascade provides Bart with muchly kneaded cool clear liquid  refreshment beefore swishings us awl

(  Lovely Boat Matie  !   Cheers Pyrates  !!    Aaaarrrggh  !!!   )

onto Edmonton Big Red Bus Garage

‘and a wyle laters, dis slightly strange looking fellow warns us ovthee

Very bizzee London bound queues ahead (witch Skip completely ignores)

Thee Loch Keeper operated ( Yes !  We !! KNOW !!! ) Hugely Large

Proportioned Stonebridge Aquawaterfallings swooshes ‘istorically

powered vessel n cru int’ e’en bizzier boatly lines o’ Tottenham Reach

Do Love t’ Sea Proper BIG Boatly craft during Bart World voyagings

Eye feel just ‘ay tittle bit queazy !!!  Tiz e’en higher than Bart’s centre mast

Knot just an udder loch keeper. Their bee a trio at least. Tottenham loch almoist tenderly lowers us two hour final lowest Lea/Lee level.

Cap’n Black Bart  Aaaarrrggh !!!  forces big wide bargee t’ aft

As Lister n chumlies propulsingly thrust hour crafty vessel forrard

downstream passed moor statics ‘and niao silent wharfs

via Liverpool docking anchorages

Oar weir dat ducks ??   Know !!   They Aaaarrrggh !!!  Egyptian Geese. Won being ovthee very tichly furry fluffball variety.

T’ Slimy Green Monster ovta Deep tries two creep up on us

Butt Helmsperson saves taday, manoeuvring Bart moist skillfully n speeding a’whey from possible danger (knot)

Although Skip duz knead t’ use thee moor powerful bidet aft’woods.

Spookey won ide pillars remain peakely watchful as we creep stealthily

bye, avoiding dose knarling toothly (almoist bloodsoaked) fangs.

Safely passed Hackeney Wickes nb:Bartholomew Robert’s 1682 – 1722 may knot be quite two moist southerly ripples o’ River Lea/Lee Navigation flow, butt Skip tacks sharply tight t’ starboard on a South Westerly heading, caerphilly sluicing intwo almoist unchartered waters………

Mayhaps sea sum of y’all their.

If knot then dat dunnee matter won tittle bit oar bot

Knot overtly shore wot Skip bee going on aboat sumthymes

Anyhows !!

Slater !!!

Aaaarrrggh !!!  !!!